Milky Baby Princess

Milky

Chubby. Fluffy. Not your average dog.

Personality

Adorable but gross.
Cuddly but chaotic.

A normal dog pees to mark territory.
Milky pees to mark you as his.

Milky isn’t here to be a good boy —
Milky’s here to have a good time.

Milky’s a little too chunky to wipe his own butt.
A little help is always appreciated.

Origin Story (told by Milky)

Milky is a real dog, living alongside his owner and Baby for the past 16 human years — 112 dog years. (Still a baby.)

It all happened 16 years ago…

Milky got kidnapped off the street — on a rainy night, by the human Milky now calls “owner.”

Milky tried to escape…

But Milky got fed well. TOO well. So Milky stayed — for the next 16 years.

the full story (from the human) coming soon

To Milky, life is all about the 3 P’s…
Pee. Poo. Pet my head.

Milky is Known For

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More Milky, more often. Unfiltered chaos, delivered on a schedule a responsible adult would not recommend.

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