Milky Baby Princess

Princess

Pink. Unhinged. Allergic to peace and quiet.

“I will bite your finger off!”

Personality

Princess grinning wide, lighting a firework's fuse with his mouth while a small stuffed-looking white dog dressed as the rocket looks on nervously Princess glaring, gripping an oversized sword beside a horned helmet and a spiked shield

They call me Princess, though I’m a “he.”
Three strands of hair is all you’ll see.

I’m no king. I’m something worse:
a tiny terror, a walking curse.

Origin Story (told by Princess)

Princess isn’t based on a real pet — he’s based on a comment. Even his name was crowdsourced.

It started with a mystery box…

One episode, the top comment got to decide what went inside a mystery box.
Bad idea, in the best way — the internet used that power to summon an entire dog.
Even the name isn’t the artist’s — “Princess” was just the top comment. The fans made him, not the artist.

Honestly, it worked out. Milky got a partner in crime — if Milky causes chaos, Princess causes the sequel.

“I did not ask to exist. I do not regret it.”

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